Nitza Arts®
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Our marketing materials are so good, they'll make you want to print them out and frame them. Or at least recycle them.
Why did the package apply for a job at the delivery company? It wanted to be shipped in a professional manner and have a 'box' office career!
A happy couple is like a TV remote: they spend their lives together, but they get into fights over who gets to control the channel.
We're not addicted to coffee, we're just in a very committed relationship with it.
Why did the runner bring a pencil to the race? Just in case they wanted to draw some quick sketches around the competition!
If you're not careful, you'll get so comfortable in a hospital bed that you won't want to leave.
Why did the patient bring a ladder to the hospital appointment? They heard it was the quickest way to reach the top of the waiting list!